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Today, I am the house bitch.
My older sister’s bridal shower is today you see. So while my Da up and disappeared per ususal, my Ma and Sis are playing the lovely hosts. Leaving yours truly to do all the grunt work. Did I mention that they’re also going to have a True Romance (think Pampered Chef, except you get lube and dildos instead of amazing tupperware.) presentation. Dildos, Dildos EVERYWHERE!
